(It seems that the CSC 2011 website is no longer working. Good thing that yours truly was able to save the fantastic story of "The Phenomenon"...)
The Phenomenon Final Wrap
The Phenomenon Final Wrap
Hiya
folks,
If you want to know more about what I thought about the 10th Causeway's
management, whether its the overall administration by Michael Tang, the
tournament software operation run by Barry Harridge, the venue Zon Regency in
the picturesque Johor Bahru seaside setting and the standard of play by 200 of
the classiest creatures God created and put on earth, all of which I thought
was world-class and excellent, then I suggest you head to the Causeway website
where I have rambled on about the above. I have no intention of covering old
ground in this posting. Dear wise reader, a powerful warning. This is a report
of my 45 games. If you want to read about dazzling Collins words, brilliantly
worked out set ups and excellence in our Sacred Sport, then by all means turn
away! Go back to what you were doing, finish that novel, complete that
crossword, put the kids to bed, make love to your supermodel husbands and
wives. Anything but this.
DAY ONE
GAME 1
MOSES PETER ( NIGERIA ) I had flown into Malaysia 4 days before the event to
acclimatise, beaten off an eye infection and the flu. I felt positive I was
ready to capture my birthright and become the undisputed best Scrabbler on
earth. I shall admit as the tiles dropped I started to get real tense.
Moses Peter has close-cropped hair framing a brown oval-shaped face. He is a
calm, relaxed fellow, economical with his movements, the antithesis of what I
thought Moses Peter would be. I balanced first with OVATIONS and he hit back
with ROYSTED (87). The consolidating TITUP (27) put me in a strong position and
I was surprised when he tried UNBAILED* when AUDIBLE was at his mercy. Perhaps
the nerves were mutual. I blocked AUDIBLE with my PLOY (18) before landing GREX
(44). In trouble, Moses fought back with QIBLA (32) and DEVELING (73). But I
wasn't LETTING (68) him off the hook. I was annoyed that I held an unplayable
INSOFAR and missed, using the N of DEVELING, FRANIONS.
EDWIN-MUGISHA 458 MOSES PETER 396
GAME
2
CHOLLAPAT ITTHI-AREE ( THAILAND )
I felt pleased. I had beaten one of the numerous higher ranked players in the elite
Premier Division. This was only the beginning, I was going on a winning run
just like England's Calum Edwards at the WSC who rocketed into the Global
Number One ranking. His provisional rating at one stage was 2400, higher than
Quackle or Maven on either side of the Atlantic! But unlike Calum who held this
rating for only a couple of hours (sucker!) The Chosen One was going to
maintain his. I was already mentally spending the $10 000. A high-end laptop,
tickets to the next hot Anand Buddhdev dance concert...
Chollapat has been in the news Worldwide lately. The guy is shortish, studious,
mild-mannered, with a mop of dark wild hair. I find this intelligent
mathematician is quite a nice guy though a shadow crossed my mind when I
remembered he hammered me in Causeway in 2009 wth RIGAUDON. Definitely no
repeats! I went on a WALTZ (29) as Chollapat fumbled with HEREDIST*, missing
the straightforward HEISTED by a million miles. Then it was my turn to blunder
as I missed SPINALS! Oi, oi, oi. In an ominous sign Chollapat got rewarded for
his faux pas by finding he could play the baby bonuses STEEPER (64) and LEDGIER
(80). I got punished for my error with obscene stuff like MUCID (20) and MONOAO
(25).
CHOLLAPAT ITTHI-AREE 447 EDWIN-MUGISHA 296
GAME
3
KOMOL PANYASOPHONLERT ( THAILAND )
This
is the story of the missing D. Firstly, the tiles were 100 before the start of
this match. For obvious reasons people, at least in the super-pressured Premier
Division were fastidious about that little detail. My opponent Komol is a
handsome, self-contained young man with a clear, smooth complexion and piercing
dark eyes that must make the ladies swoon in noisy Bangkok shopping centres.
This is the very same global superstar Calum climbed over to get to his
Heavenly 2400 and I intended to do the same. I went first, balancing with the
humble GALA (10). Komol, after thinking deeply planted DYSTAXIA first move for
a barnstorming 107. I know the word but I promptly stopped the clock in shock.
As we went to confirm Komol pointed out a tile on my side of the adjudicating
laptop lying face down on the plush 5-star Zon Regency carpet. He asked whether
it was mine. I told him he must be joking, I had my 7-tile AHLONRT on my rack.
We went back with Komol suggesting the tile could have accidentally come off my
clothes. To me at that moment that was ridiculous.
Now in Komol's defence I had on a heavy Ralph Lauren coat. This was originally
meant for the Poland WSC as most of you will remember that The Destroyer of
Worlds, Neil Green, had cursed that country with horrible wintery, snowish
weather. I have not played Scrabble with this coat before or since. But from my
last sojourn to Malaysian playing halls I knew they put the AC too low for a
guy like me from the Equator. In 2009 Ghanaian Christian Mensah and superstar
Allan Oyende of Kenya were up in arms. Later on in this tourney my Scrabble
Siameze twin Rodney Judd from Pakistan was to fiercely hug his arms to his body
exclaiming he was freezing his cojones off. Actually he said nothing of the
sort but you catch my drift.
Anyway we pointed out the tile to Michael Tang who picked it up as we got back.
I believed it belonged to some other careless pairing. I also believed I was
going to win this game as I responded to Komol's opening DYSTAXIA with the
double double ALTHORN\GALAH for 99. Komol came with COOZE (39) and I slowed
down until I decided to MUTATE (20) with IVORIES (77). After Komol's JIZ (33)
and REEF (44) an interesting endgame situation. I am 10 points behind. 4 tiles
left in the bag. I just know the chap is sitting on his second blank. My
opponent tells me a tile is missing. Behind the curve, I track and discover
this wonderful fact.
Flipping dejavu.
Komol suggests we call over the TD. I tell him the TD will probably put the
missing tile, whatever it is, back in play. Michael Tang (if I recall
correctly) wonders whether he should bring over the tile he picked up by the
adjudication laptop. I tell him what are the odds they are one and the same. He
looks at the board, my rack, Komol's rack and concludes that was the missing
tile. He puts the mysterious object back in the bag. Zippity doo dah. Emotions
are put on hold as at that moment I am thinking of how to pull off this
endgame. Nigel is collapsing to back to back defeats, remember. With 5 letters
now in the bag I am going through the 12 tiles at play and it isn't good. I
ignore the one spot where he must begin with a G as unlikely. There's a QUEY
down the far left of the board but he must begin there and hook through an N?
Komol was to offer me friendly advice later that I should have played QUEYN and
something there but I realised I have to seize initiative and score. If I don't
score, with his blank and lead he buries me in 2 easy moves anyway. So I play
the percentages, empty the bag elsewhere with UNDiNE. I can't believe what I
pick. The guy has the most flexible combination possible and he hits me lala
salaama last move with SIDENOTE\QUEYS with the blank. I ask Michael what tile
it was he put in the bag and its the D. I cover it well but I am livid.
Steaming. Fit to be tied.
KOMOL PANYASOPHONLERT 446 EDWIN-MUGISHA 356
GAME
4
AKKARAPOL KWHANSAK (THAILAND)
Game 3 derailed my mental composure but even worse this is the moment the
stomach bug decided to arrive to make my life a living hell. At the last
African Scrabble Champs (ASC) where one Sam Kanthimathi was TD we had
high-definition, digital cameras planted on the 4 walls. Everyone felt
contented knowing this fact. As the last word in Scrabble excellence I must say
this unfortunately is where high-powered Scrabble is going. At the ASC in Ghana
the Global Number One ranking was on the line as well as regional pride and
National bragging rights. And of course the small matter of prize money of over
$20 000. I would have been happy if we could have gone back and revealed a
digital image of my heavy coat snagging a D and carrying it 30 feet to the
laptop. Don't tell me about tiles traveling even further and ending up at
dinner tables. Yes I concede I have seen tiles end up in the jean turnups of my
opponents. Once during evening practise a missing R jumped into my unzipped bag
next to me and traveled 15km home with me to be discovered the next day. Now,
the digital footage of a tile falling mysteriously out of the face of the
game's pockets just before he lands ALTHORN for 99 would have looked mighty
suspicious to bystanders but I wouldn't care what others think, its about what
what I think and what I know. So I would have been much happier about Scrabble
to actually see this footage. Call me mentally weak but on Day I never
recovered from Game 3. Akkarapol is a passionate, young turk going places, full
of big dreams. The future of Thailand. He hit the ground running with his
DESTINES (86) and DENARII (73). I was suffocated by stuff like BIVVY (20). I
dazzled him with HIELAMAN (84 + 5) but after he cunningly blocked my ORGASTIC I
was doomed.
AKKARAPOL KWHANSAK 429 EDWIN-MUGISHA 334
GAME
5
GERRY CARTER (THAILAND)
My 4th Thai in a row and I couldn't take a game off them. How does a Tottenham
supporter look like? Well, Gerry has a lined face that suggests he has been
around the block and bought the t-shirt. Or is it just too many White Hart Lane
cigarettes? I was in control after REUSING (76) PASTIES (81). What! LOATH (32)
to lose, Gerry, who sports a frosting of grey on his crown giving him a
distinguished peer's persona fought back with OUTRIDE (76). He would still have
said ADIEU (14) to this game if I hadn't imploded with TOER*. Sigh.
GERRY CARTER 426 EDWIN-MUGISHA 400
GAME
6
ERIC KINDERMAN (UAE) I took one look at Eric's Wespa rating and chuckled to
myself. Walkover. I decided not to hammer the guy too badly, after all, he is a
fellow Liverpool supporter and wore the team jersey to prove it. I am not a
short guy but this guy towers over me with the hunky, muscular build of one who
regularly sees the inside of a gym and Trevor Hovelmeier-like legs that could
punch through brick walls. He started ANNOYED (78) and I started with GONZA*.
He planted VISIERS (84) and despite my SEAZING (68) I was seeing stars. He had
me OVERDONE (67) as I then allowed the smelly WANKLED*. I couldn't RELY (40) on
my IXORA (24) and INERTIAS (66) to save me from an ass whupping and a half.
ERIC KINDERMAN 471 EDWIN-MUGISHA 367
GAME
7
MOSES PETER (NIGERIA)
He was back. This was the game I have described elsewhere; I could only land
AUNTIES (70) amidst shocking rack combos, he played FENG* shui but comfortably
walked it with COLDEST (69), WELKT (28), SINUATE (71), BOATIES (70) and COXAE
(70) thrown in for good measure.
MOSES PETER 495 EDWIN-MUGISHA 330
GAME
8
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
Rodney walked into my life to stay. He is a nondescript chap of average height,
a wry expression, with a bit of a forward shoulder stoop and a mind like a
steel trap. My cockup in this game was to play AIRLINE (74) in a dangerous
position instead of INERTIAL for face value, in a bid to create future
opportunities for myself. My spread was going south, I was figuring I needed to
start thumping some of these guys in the bedroom before I made my way to Table
1 where I belonged.. The bloke showed he was no WUSSY (38), sparking to life
with LETTERS (68). He then delivered the neat FANTODS (71) on a blocked board
but I think its his hooking HOME to my careless AIRLINE for 51 that clinched it
for him.
RODNEY JUDD 432 EDWIN-MUGISHA 393
GAME
9
THANAPONG KUKIETTIKULCHAI (THAILAND)
The last game of a day I couldn't wait to end. Kukiettikulchai is a polite guy
with a quietly-modulated voice, soft hands and a smooth easy manner about him.
There's an exotic gold earring lodged in his left ear. Obviously a love child
of parents from the free-wheeling seventies hippy generation. He stroked
SINTERS (69) but I put a red flag to his CAROIL*. When an opponent makes an
error you are supposed to punish them so badly they cry for their Mama.
Instead, after KELPY (28), CHIRK (28) and ONEROUS (71) I got so comfortable I
tried SIMILATE*. I had surrendered initiative. I got punished for my error by
only scraping together ARIETTA (71). He got rewarded for his Ferrari CAROIL*
with RAcLOIR (35), DEX (49), ZO (73), ADIPOUS (73) and RELOANED (77).
THANAPONG KUKIETTIKULCHAI 471 EDWIN-MUGISHA 381
DAY 2
GAME 10
THANAPONG KUKIETTIKULCHAI (THAILAND)
The wires were burning with the news the Eagle was stone last. Muema Mumbi
thought the TD Michael had swallowed a hallucinogenic substance before posting
the results. How does Michael Tang look like? Well, there's an air of authority
around the fellow who seems to have a pretty toned body under the shirt,
obviously a member of the iron pumping brigade. Like me he is myopic, as blind
as a bat and wears thick glasses with spiky black hair sticking straight up
from the scalp beneath an expressive face. A man of the people. Kukiettikulchai
has a nasty habit of sprinting ahead which he did with INSTARS (77). But
Africa's largest vocabulary EROTIZED (68) with FEEZING (45), QUOTE (53) and
DANSEURS (68) to have the fellow on the ropes. He scrambled for ORIGANE (68)
but really had no business taking this match as I ran into time management
issues and mental retardation to overlook to play a simple PI to block his
come-from-behind devastating endgame JOR (67).
THANAPONG KUKIETTIKULCHAI 461 EDWIN-MUGISHA 449
GAME
11
RALPH LOBO (UAE)
I had lost 9 in a row to equal my personal "best". Ralph Lobo had
disciplined me in 2009 so I was ready for him. Ralph is a genteel, warm,
fatherly figure with a charming face beneath a bald pate. I commenced with JAFA
(28), DELATING (62) and VIBEX (30). He riposted with GINNELS (76) and DEPRAVE
(39) but a couple of missteps cost him the game as I went NEUROTIC (80).
EDWIN-MUGISHA 462 RALPH LOBO 308
GAME
12
ERIC KINDERMAN (UAE)
I truly believed I had turned the corner. Health wise I was feeling better. It
was time to win 20 in a row! Eric Kinderman didn't think so as he pummelled
BODGERS (83) and LLANERO (63) back to back. I limply played one of only THREE
accepted phonies in the 45 games, VANWARDS*(84). VANWARD is a blocking
adjective.
ERIC KINDERMAN 442 EDWIN-MUGISHA 370
GAME
13
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
Vannitha Balasingam is a true sportswoman, giving me words of encouragement and
advice I couldn't seem to take. World Scrabble record-breaker and holder
Vannitha is as youthful as she was last decade (superstar Allan Oyende will be
interested to know). She looked 18 in 2009, she looks 18 today and she will
look 18 in 2016. This is what I tell the Australopithecus Afarensis crowd who
ignored the Sacred Sport to play chess, poker, basketball and football which
currently pay up to 100-200 times more. You may have great wealth but its
useless if you are old before your time. While barely in your prime your faces
will look like papyrus parchments from the pyramids. You are doomed to age
faster than a fruit fly. While Scrabble proves categorically that it keeps cells
on the face and especially those between the ears Eternally Youthful. A
shocking defeat to Rodney. I played SERIATE (77) he played IMBICILE* to
amazingly go on to get gifted by the Tile Fairies in a tight affair with ACQUIT
(34), VANNERS (64) and HEXES (45).
RODNEY JUDD 368 EDWIN-MUGISHA 354
GAME
14
RALPH LOBO (UAE) The promised resurgence was yet to happen. Ralph came with
PENNILS*. Yes, I played the scandalous LOUE* but then our fortunes go off in
wildly dways. He plants GABLETS (97) and DOURINE (76) back to back. After my
MAZY (38) REMINTED (77) things get STICKIER (74) for me.
RALPH LOBO 430 EDWIN-MUGISHA 390
GAME
15
Routine victory over Rodney Judd. I wrote ESERINE (79), ERGATOID (86), STINGIER
68) and HANCH (39) for 485. He exploded with BOWERIES (90) and SERIATE (87) to
ZAP (34) me with FAJITA (37) for 451
GAME
16
Routine victory over Rodney. I was powered by CENTAURI*(70) -ANURETIC couldn't
land-, FERNY (41) and UNALIVE (33) for 375. He WAXED (32) with SLASHES (56) for
345.
GAME
17
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN) Routine victory over...Wait, what the heck happened?
After RUSTIER (82) the man EVERTED for a rollicking 100. Hey wait up! I chased
after him with TIDINGS (70) and ERINITES (77) but Rodney's DEARY (45) proved he
could beat me TWICE (42) as he exposed all my AGONIES (66).
RODNEY JUDD 510 EDWIN_MUGISHA 412
GAME
18
Rodney said he realized he needed to score 500 to beat me. He didn't reach
there. I crafted IDOLISER (68) and BAWDIER (77) for 437. His SULTANS (64)and
CHARD (35) helped him to 397.
GAME
19
No Rodney 500 here either. OQUASSA found SQUEG (30) and FORCATS (87)-website
calls it FORCADS*- for 419. Hot Rod opened with SOUTANES (59) and went downhill
from there for 309.
DAY
THREE
GAME 20
TAEWAN SUTTHASIN (THAILAND) Taewan, who sounds like he should be from Taiwan
but is one of the Thai Wave, is a cool and collected customer who hit the front
with REPTILES (74). I balanced HIMBO (27) for TARGETS (78) and drew even with
YAAR (46). His LANKIER (65) canceled out my TROELIE (71) before he cleaned up
with EQUATED (48).
TAEWAN SUTTHASIN 430 EDWIN-MUGISHA 354
GAME
21
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
If you are getting tired reading this magnus opus, feel for me who is typing
the wretched thing. I could be reading the new Collins words. Why am I
torturing myself, I didn't even win the blooming event! Ah, I ran into Richard
Jeremy from Down Under who I never played. What a surprise! I half-expected a
dwarfish gnome, a social misfit, a total bookworm with hobbit-like ears, flesh
as pale as the underside of a fish as it never gets to see any sun. Instead I
met a tall, tanned, graceful sporting gentleman. Surprising strength in his
handshake. From his past University captaincy of the rowing team? From a
flowing golf swing earned at the million-dollar country club? Nah, I reckon its
from twirling beautiful women around posh society ballrooms. Elegant manners,
graceful long fingers, a piano player, I hazard? What looks like a frosting of
grey around the temples giving him those dashing Hollywood film star looks. Hot
Rod went ZOOEY (54) on me first up and I replied with SALTIRE (68). He racked
up OVERAGES (74) and went QUAINT (68) as he explored the ZAIRE (28). I
scrambled GIUSTED (87) and JOBE (29) but my nemesis was in inspired form to hit
me upsides the head with the 4 timer SAPPILY for a stunning 125. My MINX (44),
GONIFF (21), UNCOPE (38) and INTRUDER (38) were just a waste of time.
RODNEY JUDD 489 EDWIN-MUGISHA 425
GAME
22
My 8th collision with Hot Rod. The man was murdering my ratings! Iain Harley
took time out to denounce this "farce." Let me respond. If I was in
the midfield in contention for the ultimate crown I would have no problem
facing an opponent multiple times over 5 days. It would be in my interests to
have World Champs cannibalizing each other repeatedly on Table 1 during King of
the Hill repeats while I sneak in to steal the whole shebang. You can call me
selfish if you like but I go to International events to win. Of course Rodney
and I were the worst players in the field for long stretches at a time. I think
we are not entitled to rant and throw the blame on anyone but ourselves for
repeatedly ending up at the bottom of the Premier ocean as sediment. Its so bad
we were lucky there wasn't a relegation system halfway through the
Championships, we would have found ourselves in the Masters Division getting
depanted by Michael McKenna and Tan Jin Chor! Obviuosly in a tournament of less
than 45 games multiple repeats do tend to be more of a drag. Another rough
defeat. ENAMELS (73) and OBELIZES (116) consecutively set up a JEED (36) Hot
Rod who then looked to shut this one down early. I snuck in EPIGONE (77) and
INDAGATE (79) but the man was proving impossible, putting me in a pitiful
FLUSTER (71).
RODNEY JUDD 462 EDWIN-MUGISHA 430
GAME
23
Routine win over Hot Rod. ETERNIZE (82) and LEVATORS (76) put me in a pretty
strong position for 420 while Hot Rod made out like a TZAR (32) with SANDIER
(67) trying to hit me for SIX (35) for 409.
GAME
24
Routine win over Hot Rod. I ran hard for dear life with HAZIER (36), EXTERNE
(84) FAGOT (34) and COOMY (43) for 388. Hot Rod nearly gave me a heart attack
threading BINGOES (83) through the eye of a needle for 380. So it actually
wasn't routine...
GAME
25
Routine win over HR. 4 consecutive scores of GRUNDY* (30), REEDIEST (86),
OVERBITE (76) and FRITZ (51) before balancing OzAENA (16) for INTERNAL (60) set
up my 506. He struggled producing just VANS (46) and NAILERS (78) for 328.
GAME
26
ALEX TAN (MALAYSIA)
The Number One Fan Sulaiman Gora, doing very well in his Division came up to
me, a big smile splashed across his face. "I hear you got smashed,"
he said. Yeah, well I think I knew that already. Alex is an earnest gentlemen
with a tendency during nervous moments to run his hands through his wavy,
lustrous, silky hair like a male model in a shampoo commercial or a male lead
in a soapie suffering a moment of romantic angst; "Should I date Betty-Lou
my innocent childhood sweetheart who is a bit of a dependable homebody or
Sarah-Jane the vixenish neighbour next door who is fiery and passionate and
will inevitably shatter my heart into a thousand smithereens?" No
indecision about Alex's game as he punished me with PUTTIES (68) and CHAYA
(37). The best I could do was throw NOiNTED (32). I WAILED (39) ENOUGH (28) as he
MARRED (28) the Man of Destiny with JETON (56).
ALEX TAN 487 EDWIN-MUGISHA 300
GAME
27
TAEWAN SUTTHASIN (THAILAND)
Canadians are a nation of deception. A bunch of total liars. Why should such a
strong sweeping statement be made? Well, we officially hear and believe Canada
has signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. This means they possess no
nuclear weapons. So why then do they have an Atomic Bombshell in Dielle
Saldanha? A stunning mixture of Beauty (she would look hot in sackcloth) and
Brains (one of the many who totally dominated The Phenomenon as we never even
crossed swords on the board! Its like we were at 2 different tournaments, on 2
different planets. My problems in this game began when Taewan landed SIBLING
(74) in the process blocking my cumbersome NECKTIE. A miserable affair, I threw
DRAGEE (27) to balance for TRENISE (63), he added DARZI (64) to pile on the
agony.
TAEWAN SUTTHASIN 406 EDWIN-MUGISHA 343
GAME
28
NICHOLAS MBUGUA (KENYA)
Crucial match up between 2 East African neighbours. The loser would end up in
the Abyss of Scrabble Purgatory. Nic is a member of the elite Kenyan brigade
who have tormented Ugandans on countless occasions in the past. He is a stylish
player, very difficult to get under his skin and rattle him as the dreadlocked
one is just so maddeningly unflappable. He was telling me he was shocked he was
only winning a third of his games, in Kenya when people are paired against him
they start to quake, getting into damage limitation mode. I know what he meant,
in Uganda I was number 1 (going into Causeway) being regarded as pretty hot
stuff. We certainly weren't supposed to be cannibalizing each other in the
bedroom but there you have it. My BS racks continued, opening move of AIDOI
(12). I had to offload UPBY (20) next move while he UNTIDIED (62). After his
TWICER/RITZ (73) I was 130 down. I decided not to WILT (27) as I landed the
difficult HABITUES (63) for only face value. Nic was waiting to ambush me with
zAGS (42) and AIRHOLES (86) on a widely open board. I was back down by 130. The
choice was to WEEP (27) or begin chasing again with FOREDATE (64) and ERELONG
(74) consecutively. Suddenly I had a sniff but heartbreak was around the corner
as I picked up the JQ and X in the endgame. I could only offload QAT (32) and
FLEX (44) dying with the J which Nic, with a range of more flexible options,
chewed on after his SCAnNED (33) TRIKE (47).
NIC MBUGUA 453 EDWIN-MUGISHA 416
GAME
29
ERIC KINDERMAN (UAE)
I bumped into Michael McKenna. The last Tables in the Premier were dangerously,
perilously close to the first tables in the Masters. (Relegation!) I had no
idea Michael was such a live wire with a thatch of fiery red hair on his head.
McKenna is a CARROTTOP. Should the Mc- have been a hint? Its good to put a face
to some of these famous names one encounters. Eric was MOODIER (78) with JAUPS
(44) and in frustration I played my 1st bad word in 15 games of hard Scrabble,
the unspeakable, ungodly TOZY*. Yeah I know, these are not words played at
Tahmoor Scrabble Club. When I produced SQUILL (37) Eric was waiting with
SQUILLA/NAIRA (40) I couldn't survive the man even after he allowed my crappy
move DECENTRA* (83). Its obviously DICENTRA. I was crumbling again. Kinderman
was not treating me the way one Liverpool supporter should treat another.
ERIC KINDERMAN 380 EDWIN-MUGISHA 350
DAY 4
GAME 30
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
What ho, only Day 4? When, in the name of sanity, is this report going to end?
You, dear long-suffering reader, must be also be asking, but what about the
leaderboard? Who was on Table 1 coz it certainly wasn't you? Well, there was a
brooding character called Jakrit Klaphajone who at one stage went 3 games
adrift. The gifted Marut Siringwaso (who might soon have to join Kinderman and
Tang in the gym) and the pride of Singapore, Ming Hui Hubert Wee were hanging
about as was Pakorn. Oh yes, and there was a certain Nigel Richards fresh from
Poland where, in the notable absence of the most potent player in the game, he
won a World Championship and a Hair Growing Competition. Rodney was competitive
with CONCHED (86), JAGA (33) and FLOATING (83) but for a change affairs went my
way as I found AUSTERE (71), TERMLESS (89) and RETINOL (81). I was on course to
cross 600 and shatter the High Game record until I stupidly slowed down chickening
out of HIDROTIC. And I know the anagram, TRICHOID. Ye gads!
EDWIN-MUGISHA 525 RODNEY JUDD 440
GAME
31
MARTIN TEO (MALAYSIA)
The jovial Sunday Oshodi was hosting a bunch of his cronies to his wisecracks
and he turned and asked, "You think you are going to be World Champion
2013?" Obviously people don't know who they are messing with. Martin is a
determined, strategically gifted Scrabbler who takes his game very seriously.
(Tip to young single ladies around Kuala Lumpur: the boy ain't ugly). He started
off with BANDH (28). This is the game in which holding a blank I shamefully
missed DAIMIOS/MAFIOSI. Very serious. I came next move with ASTERIA (64) but I
had committed a cardinal sin. Martin went on to tie me up in knots in a war of
attrition and basically played more GROWNUP (70).
MARTIN TEO 383 EDWIN-MUGISHA 323
GAME
32
TONY HUNT (AUSTRALIA)
Tony Hunt decided to call this the Australia-Uganda Grand Showdown. His words
not mine. I feel if an Australia-Uganda Showdown should take place it should be
in more auspicious circumstances than in the Causeway kitchen amidst the smoky
chappattis. Tony is an interesting, charismatic man, with birdlike movements,
an engaging warm personality and a trustworthy weather-beaten face that speaks
of too many nights out carousing in the Outback. Character. Backbone. Just like
Chris Hall, the sort of Aussie you would follow to the gates of hell and back.
If I had bothered to find out that Tony was a nearly 2000 rated player I would
have fought hard in this game. Instead I chickened out of GUPPIES. I had
written so much garbage I was in a state of paralysis of analysis, I didn't
know my ass from my elbow. Luckily I was able to plant RETITLES (82) and to
choose INDOORS (68) over SORDINO. Tony hunted for me with JOULE (44) and
difficult combos like MURVA (20). His misstep in this game was missing the high
probability SEABORNE. This comedy of errors was put to bed with my 9-letter
zinger DETenTION (63) and Tony's SVELTER (69).
EDWIN-MUGISHA 492 TONY HUNT 389
GAME
33
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
I have to admit it would have been nice to have met Toh Wei Bin who had a
stellar WSC as he announced his forceful presence on the Global stage. I also
missed Stephen Mooney Pursell, the Terror of Tasmania. I did a double take as
Sam Kanthimathi withdrew with like a week to go. He very surprisingly beat me
in '09's WSC and so I owe him one. But Sam is no great loss, I was really,
really looking forward to crossing paths with the Secretary of New Zealand
Scrabble, the all-dominating, all-conquering Rugby World Champion and a
GARDENFFUL of bonuses, Liz Fagerlund. She wiped me off the map in Causeway with
UNSTABLY which I still can't forget. Instead I had Hot Rod pounding me into the
dust with NOSHERS (77) and WADINGS (77). I played a lame UNVetTED (39) and
CALLINGS (76).
RODNEY JUDD 444 EDWIN-MUGISHA 367
GAME
34
SANDY NANG (USA)
Sandy is a waiflike creature with classic features and hair parted from the
centre of her scalp falling in 2 silky, ebony curtains down past her shoulders.
She is from California and I had to wonder whether she worked at Google as she
tapped one of their pens rythmically on her notepad when deep in thought. She
complained her picking was simply atrocious. Join the club. Bad picking was not
responsible for my abominable blunder in playing PETLIKE*. Obviously I haven't
mastered compound words, like the Royal Duke of Kenya I have to read. I played
HIVED (39), SPUG (35) and SNNOTTIER (89). Sandy battled throughout, washing her
rack twice and coming up with QANAT (28), ACIDIC (26) and CURLIEST (70). An
undeserved victory.
EDWIN-MUGISHA 406 SANDY NANG 333
GAME
35
RODNEY JUDD (PAKISTAN)
I found myself explaining to Richard Jeremy and the talented, skilled and
gorgeous Esther Perrins that I would be a barefaced liar if I didn't concede I
had thrown away at least 7 or 8 games. They both stared at me as if I had grown
a 2nd head. The games they had let slip? 3 tops. Hot Rod was like a boomerang,
he always came back. My elbow was going to develop arthritis trying to throw
him far away. What I liked was when he got the polished Muhammed Sulaiman to
take a picture of the 2 of us together to prove to Mrs Judd that he was indeed
somewhere playing Scrabble for a whole 5 days with 200 loony competitors
including 17 games against the maddest hatter of them all, the crazy Meshugge.
Thoughts of his better half seemed to inspire Rodney as he decided to WHOP (40)
me with BANDAGER (72) and DIALERS (79). I had to dump GUGA (12) and throw
PAWNOR (33) before finding LATHLIKE (85). But after GEEZ (46) and JINX (36) I
totally missed ENDWAYS. Rodney punished me with VASTIER (86) and QUOINS (70).
My DEIONISE (77) and ARABIN (27) was too little too late.
RODNEY JUDD 489 EDWIN-MUGISHA 437
GAME
36
ALEX TAN (MALAYSIA)
I kept bumping into Simon Walton but not on the board, I wasn't worthy! He is a
quiet, courteous, well-bred enigma of a fellow. I sense hidden depths.
Something in the persona I can't quite put my finger on and the Beetles beard
tells me he sings for a thoroughly rebellious underground rock band that's
about to blow up. Anybody know different they are free to tell me. I want to
get on the ground floor of the next cultural music phenomenon. I started with
ABORTED (74) but Alex was quick to draw even with DEPICTS (77). I then hit the
front again with HOODIA (28), JETE (50) and JUVE (42). He ran into TAUIWI (28)
trouble but got out of it with PLOSIVES (66). My last move CERNING (91) was
crucial.
EDWIN-MUGISHA 471 ALEX TAN 338
GAME
37
ALEX TAN (MALAYSIA)
No chance in this one. This is the game I described elsewhere where Alex played
LAE* but was propelled by EMBOWS (33), SOLATION (68) and WORDGAME (97). I only
managed RIDGERS (82).
ALEX TAN 417 EDWIN-MUGISHA 337
GAME
38
Routine win over Hot Rod. I crafted YEX (38) and DUNNIER (77) for 395 he wrote
KARATES (86) and GREASILY (74) FOR 381.
GAME
39
SANDY NANG (USA)
The graceful Sandy was WEARY (30). She wanted to put up her feet and rest. My
MANET (39) led to HOSTLERY (95) while she played INULASES (73) and ELOGIES (74)
to just fall short.
EDWIN-MUGISHA 411 SANDY NANG 388
DAY 5
GAME 40
ALEX TAN (MALAYSIA)
Phew, the finish line. Why didn't I lose some of these games they way I usually
do? I have miraculously kept EVERY game the entire 8 000km from Kuala Lumpur.
Things looked good for me as I opened with OVERFAST (101). There goes the soap
star running his hands through his luxurious hair again. Is it a sign of
nerves? A relaxation technique? Oh no, it must be the latter coz he has just
thrown down SPEEDERS (67). I used the first S of SPEEDERS to land INSEAMED
(86). He came with WARBY (29), I polished matters off with GREINS (24) and
QUEEN (56).
EDWIN-MUGISHA 449 ALEX TAN 351
GAME
41
MARTIN TEO (MALAYSIA)
A classic encounter. East Africa's Alpha Male started with ZATIS (48). Martin
decided to DECREASE (64) my hopes. I dumped HeRITOR (22) chasing goodies and it
worked as I came next move with KULAS (60 + 5). Martin slowed down with EUOI
(19) before accelerating with JOW (51) and BREAMed (36). I joined the party
with FORDOING (74 + 5) then dumped VeTTING (24). In the endgame I knew Martin
held a blank. Open board, his bingo was inevitable. I had the option to play
MYELINE and take a lead of 115 but it would expose the triple lane. A dozen
tiles are out including Q,U,X. If he has any of these he probably can't land
the triple triple, I win. If he doesn't have them and lands a 9 timer, as long
I pick the X I still win. If I pick the Q with the U I win. If I pick the Q
without the U but with the X I win. I duly play MYELINE (82 + 5). The E is in
the awkward 2nd position for the triple triple word. When he challenges I know
the chap is in deep doodoo, he doesn't have the combo but I pick the Q without
the U or X. Tension mounts as he gets frustrated shuffling his rack for a
minute or two. He lets out the exultant yelp I had been dreading and lays down
DECaGONS for 149. If that G didn't land I would still have won. He goes on to
pick the U,X and S. I lose narrowly having to dump the Q for 11. Wasn't my
week.
MARTIN TEO 466 EDWIN-MUGISHA 457
GAME
42
Win and last encounter with Hot Rod. I land UNCAPING (97) and VERSICLE (78) for
431. He plays VAPIDEST (69), JEFE (57), ZIBET (45) and BEARERS (72) for 417.
Goodbye Rodney Judd of Pakistan, husband of the lovely Mrs. Judd. You and I
redefined the expression "getting to know you."
GAME
43
TONY HUNT (AUSTRALASIA)
I canceled out Tony's ARABISE (70) with TRUDGERS (72). I had to throw LERNEaN
(14) but couldn't keep up with his GAZED (40) and HOUF (31). His defensive
ASTELIC (75) nullified my DETAILS (76) and EAUX (56).
TONY HUNT 430 EDWIN-MUGISHA 411
GAME
44
PAKORN NEMITRMANSUK (THAILAND)
PAKORN NEMITRMANSUK (THAILAND)
I came from the last lunch of this marathon Championship and there was the
dignified, bearded Barry Harridge, quite a friendly down-to-earth character,
the kind of gentleman who will be playing Father Christmas in Oz this December.
There was a twinkle in his eye. He told me "Phillip, you are in for a
surprise, look at the pairings." My mind was on other things but I was
alarmed. "Not Rodney Judd again?" I thought I had despatched him for
good. My eyes caught the pairing. Total calmness. Michael Tang passed by.
"We are giving you the honour of playing the Causeway Champion."
"Honour for who, him or me?" I retorted to some bemused laughter on
the sidelines. You have to understand, I was getting better and better as the
tourney progressed. Only 3 games thrown away since game 15. No games thrown
away since Saturday Lunch and pretty flawless Scrabble on Sunday. Whoever meets
WESPA'S Shining Light when his mind is right in is trouble. I took my seat on
Table 1 where I always belonged and looked down on the 200 lesser mortals.
Pakorn took his sweet time to get there because (a) he was busy receiving
congratulations after getting crowned and gibsonized or (b) excruciating
anxiety at having to face the Eagle. Dear wise reader, I leave you to draw your
own informed conclusions. When Pakorn arrived we didn't have racks. Tsk, tsk.
It seems some of the people whose asses he was kicking on Table 1 were so upset
they resorted to childish acts of sabotage. They say its lonely at the top.
Thanks to Pakorn scrabbling around his bags under the Table we get racks. Ready
to play. There was a gaggle of people delaying their own games to take in the
sight. Why is he on Table 1, Nsikan Etim wondered aloud. People, get with the
program, I was thinking. I remember after one of the most important matches of
Pakorn's life got underway Dokun Esan was leaning in his ear provocatively
telling our fresh Champion, "Go ahead, thrash him, show him dust,"
accompanied by a contemptous glance of the shoulders and a smirking expression
at me. Very dangerous, it only steeled my resolve but I repeat, people don't
know who they are underrating. I am a force of nature who goes beyond merely
winning dead rubber contests. I was delighted Esther Perrins had kicked his
heinie to the moon and back. Ah, what does Pakorn look like. He is a short man
with an unruly thatch of hair, the wiry frame of a rock climber and piercing
commanding eyes locked behind glasses. He has a dynamic, magnetic personality
whose sheer intelligence draws and holds people's attention. You should see him
at the centre of a devastating Thai Scrabble wolf pack meeting, he is the born
leader, the font of wisdom, the man who more than any other has aggressively
advanced Thai Scrabble, pulling lesser beings up towards his level by sheer
force of will. In many ways he is the Obi Wan Kenobi of our sport. In Kenya his
counterpart would be someone like Dr. Michael Gongolo. This is an annotated
game on the Causeway website, nevertheless I shall delve into it. I am your
willing and humble servant. I have 2 blanks on my opening rack and take my
time. AEQUORIN and numerous other combos work their way through my ice-cold
mind. I settle on ROU?IN? on 8D declaring the blanks as P for Pakorn and G for
Gondwanaland. He plays ZAG (28) to come next move with DEGAMES (69). DEGAMES
gives me KAYO (28) and MODAL (42). He plays arIEL (5 + 5). ARIEL the Mermaid?
The friend of the Caribbean singing lobster Sebastian? I am in such an
aggressive mental mode I produce the only challenge of this contest and of
course he is up to mischief coz he has balanced for LINEAGE (64) next move. Of
course I spot the ADHARMA/HARAMDA high scoring dump but go for BRASH (38).
LOOIE (20) is opening a troubling hotspot but I don't care, I am scoring and
dumping useless vowels. I refuse to carry unbalanced racks in this contest. My
fears come to fruition as I have given him JOW (61). Scores move back and forth
and he hits the front with BRAVI (37). My Robert Richland RR type of investment
in the future pays off as I am able to land DELATION (82) to draw level. Now
its a lack of vowels which are a headache, I opt to play FaCT (23) short of the
TWS with 2 Ss still out. Obi Wan Kenobi plays VAUTE (29) where I might have
dumped my WINCE. As it is I play WINY (28). Pakorn and I run out of time and
there follows a frantic minute and a half as we try to beat the clock. In a
flurry of activity I, mindful of the 2 unplayed Ss go defensive with CURIE
(20), he plants PONT across my WINY for a painful 43 while I stab down BRUX
(39) and he breathlessly goes out with RED (23) with seconds to spare eating 4
points off my rack. By the way, cruelly for him, the last 2 tiles I pick are
the Ss. Game over but who won, a bunch of onlookers ask? Neither of are too
sure and we have to go back over the marks. Its a narrow one for moi. I get
congratulations up and down the 3 Divisions, a lot of back-slapping and
hand-pumping. Everyone is shocked except me. I know I picked nearly everything
in this game, I had the 54% advantage of starting, Pakorn was entitled to have
switched off as it was effectively a dead rubber. Folks should not have been
surprised I won, they should be asking why I only squeaked it. Sam Kanthimathi
put on sackcloth, sprinkled ashes on his head and moaned loudly to anyone who
cared to listen about gibsonisation technical details that were irrelevent in
this case. I shook the Champion's hand, congratulating him coz nothing should
take away from his moment of triumph. He got an even greater and far more
satisfactory congratulatory message from The heartbreakingly ravishing Girl via
a romantic kiss on the mouth. I realized Nigel had his beard and backpack, I
had my silly ailments and a backpack, Pakorn had The Force and The Girl. In the
absence of Panupol, Brett Smitheram and Andrew Fisher, Pakorn's only other
serious rivals Big Daddy Nigel and The Phenomenon never stood a chance, Cupid
and the Love Godess Aphrodite had rigged this event before it even began!
EDWIN-MUGISHA 433 PAKORN NEMITRMANSUK 419
GAME
45
MARTIN TEO (MALAYSIA)
Back in the caboose, an anticlimax. Martin won.
MARTIN TEO 450 EDWIN-MUGISHA 357
NOTES
The Musician Chris May is in such blinding form his stats are about longest
game streak without missing a bingo. Mine are more dire than that.
Longest Streak Without Throwing A Game: 15, between Games 14 and 29
Longest Streak of Throwing Games: 4, on nightmare Day One
Bingo Average: 1.5 as opposed to Pakorn's 2.4
Game Average: 400.2 (can you spell ANAEMIC)
Equity Loss: A gazillion
I threw away 6 Games and $10 000 as early as Day 1. Games 2,5,6,8 and 9.
I blew 3 Games on Day 2. Games 10,11 and 14.
I threw away Game 29 on Day 3.
I blew 2 Games on Day 4. Games 31 and 35.
12 Games in Total. This is a tutorial to young players On How NOT To Play
Scrabble. I lost a whopping 160 WESPA ratings points. Only Adventure Boy Tony Hunt
might have done worse.
I have expressed my grief elsewhere so I shall move on to say my Scrabble has
always been on an upward curve. When I drop from 139th in the World to 283rd
its time to reconsider my future and think about other pasttimes. When the
World Youth Champion Anand Bharadwaj, an 11 year-old, is ranked above me, when
even Sam Kanthimathi is above me then retirement has to remain on the cards.
Especially when you consider who I am. I am at a crossroads in my life.
Cheerios,
PHILLIP
EDWIN-MUGISHA
REPRESENTATIVE OF 5 BILLION HUMANS
iGATE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION, 2012
EAST AFRICAN SCRABBLE CHAMPION, 2012
GODSWILL AKPABIO CLASSIC CHAMPION, 2012
AFRICAN SCRABBLE CHAMPION, 2012
WORLD SCRABBLE CHAMPION, 2013
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